In a world full of whitewashed gymnastics floor routines, LSU gymnast Lloimincia Hall did it her way, and it was FLAWLESS.

Source: http://shine.forharriet.com/2014/04/lsu-gymnast-lloimincia-hall-kills.html

Think your name sucks? We can’t disagree with you. But hey, things could always be worse. You could be named Bufus Dewberry. Or Shitavious Cook. Or Chillie Poon. Or any of the other names entered in the 2014 Name of the Year Contest: a
March Madness style bracket of the shittiest names that real people live with every day. So the next time the barista at Starbucks is botching your name yet again, be happy that whatever they write, at least they will not be calling you Dr. Eve Gruntfest.

Source: http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/name-of-the-year-2014-the-elite-eight-1558460585/all

To be clear, girls don’t poop. But if we did, we would want to make sure that it smelled awesome. That’s where PooPourri comes in. Whether you are at the office, at a party, or at your significant other’s house, spray some of this stuff in the toilet bowl, and your turds will be undetectable after they are flushed. Is this where we’re at? Women have been shamed so much about being homo sapiens instead of cyborgs that they now have to carry poop perfume in their purses? Well, whether you agree with the message or not, PooPourri has sold over 4 million units worldwide, proving that people everywhere love to act like their shit don’t stink.