To be clear, girls don’t poop. But if we did, we would want to make sure that it smelled awesome. That’s where PooPourri comes in. Whether you are at the office, at a party, or at your significant other’s house, spray some of this stuff in the toilet bowl, and your turds will be undetectable after they are flushed. Is this where we’re at? Women have been shamed so much about being homo sapiens instead of cyborgs that they now have to carry poop perfume in their purses? Well, whether you agree with the message or not, PooPourri has sold over 4 million units worldwide, proving that people everywhere love to act like their shit don’t stink.