Think your name sucks? We can’t disagree with you. But hey, things could always be worse. You could be named Bufus Dewberry. Or Shitavious Cook. Or Chillie Poon. Or any of the other names entered in the 2014 Name of the Year Contest: a
March Madness style bracket of the shittiest names that real people live with every day. So the next time the barista at Starbucks is botching your name yet again, be happy that whatever they write, at least they will not be calling you Dr. Eve Gruntfest.