Blame it on the Palcohol: Gov’t Approves Powdered Booze


Get ready to revolutionize the way that you get drunk! Gone are the days when you have to spend 15 of your hard earned dollars on drinks at the club. Scientists and entrepreneurs have developed a new product, Palcohol, which is powdered alcohol. Because there is nothing sketchy about sprinkling powder in a lady’s drink. And not to worry, the makers of Palcohol urge consumers not to snort their product, since consumers are known to heed warnings and use products only as directed, especially while drunk. What could go wrong?


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