Hospitals are so retro, and water births are passé. We all saw Kourtney Kardashian pull her own baby out of her vag, but did she bite off her own umbilical cord? Keep up. And Gwyneth, eat your Goopy little heart out.

Best wishes to mother and child.

Source: http://gawker.com/florida-woman-on-crack-gives-birth-in-motel-bites-off-1564228700